Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"
We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.
by sheepdog4life December 05, 2022
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Captain Quil

A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".
1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?

Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
by CharlesTheQuil November 24, 2008
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The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 09, 2021
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Captain kush

A name for a high status marijuana dealer
Captain kush he's the plug on marijuana
by June 22, 2023
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captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection
What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!
by DontTackMyBack January 04, 2018
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captain saggy balls

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.
by Captain saggy balls August 09, 2017
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captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps
"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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