Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the Brandon Keith Durhammug. 
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
Get the Brandon Rizzo Energymug. Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
Get the Brandon Effectmug.