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Cry break

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.
Where's Brian ? He's been gone for 20 minutes

Other coworker: I don't know

He must be on a cry break
by Green 48 March 19, 2025
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Take A Break

Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.
by off.white2020 September 19, 2022
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Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).
“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020
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spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break
“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”
by HJay November 20, 2023
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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Snoke Break

A sudden or unexpected break in work, attendance, or public appearances due to a crippling blow to one's social or professional standing due or the arrogance or carelessness or tactical misstep of the individual who is now missing or absent and unlikely to return. In other words, your ass got cut in half/defeated/chopped down to size in a stupid way and it's pretty much all your own fault and yer outta here.
All the "Me Toos" put Bill OReilly's ass on a Snoke Break. Fox says he's "taking time off" but it's a Snoke Break.
by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 11, 2018
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Lunch break

Secret code word for beating the fuck outta your meat
hey, guys don’t come to my house right now I’m taking a lunch break.......
by El chambea November 18, 2018
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