Canadian Masturbation

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

Canadian Rugrat

A Canadian Rugrat is when you get a girl to wear a diaper and you take a shit in it and have her roll around like a baby.

Jenny was being a real bitch so I gave her a Canadian Rugrat.

by Dr. Rubert October 19, 2020

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!

by blw_ May 14, 2019

Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.

Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.

by rFoxx February 13, 2024

warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer June 11, 2018

Canadian Famous

A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.

It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.

by Victory_Lap June 5, 2024