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Fuck The Free World

An unrealistic thought of fucking the entire world at no expense to the fucker or fuck-ee(s)
Johnny: wooah mama, I'm gonna fuck the free world.

Judd: Man, thats unrealistic, fucking the world would cause some sort of disease I'm sure.
by Tim Schell February 15, 2009
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The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"
"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"
by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006
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the world and his wife

'Everyone'. Negative connotations i.e. when others don't mind their own business.
"Its not easy living in the village with the world and his wife watching your every move.
by djaylulu February 9, 2014
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World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.
by gnostic3 November 4, 2016
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World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019
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World Urinal Day

World Urinal Day is Celebrated is celebrated on the 8th of March every year. It is a focal point in the bowel movement for men across the globe.

World Urinal Day is celebrated on the same day as International Women's day in direct retaliation for World Toilet Day being celebrated on International Men's day.
Guy 1: are you celebrating International Woman's Day today?
Guy 2: nah mate - World Urinal Day
Guy 1: awesome.
by -Spudling- November 19, 2019
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