uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle Tucc

An uncle that is an unc to many but not to Uncle Mizzy.

Hey uncle tucc ur a wanker not baggio.

by Captain Talon February 18, 2025

uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024

Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024