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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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Pee

Pee pee on cacee in Pee pee cacaLand
Today i went peepee on cacee in peepee CacaLand
by PoopyPossum August 17, 2022
mugGet the Peemug.

pee

a delicious refreshment commonly enjoyed among young children
child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"

child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."
by not-scooter March 1, 2020
mugGet the peemug.

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.
bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.
by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020
mugGet the pee pee poo poo checkmug.

Pee

A warm liquid that could be either Yellow, Clear, or Red. Yellow means you suck nuts and are dehydrated, Clear means you eat nuts and aren't dehydratrd, Red means you busted a nut and you are in pain.
Person one : Dude i busted a nut now my pee is red :(
Person two : Damn i eat nuts so mines clear ;D
by Xx_Vista08_why August 24, 2021
mugGet the Peemug.

Pee

Peee
Pee
by Theunknownrandomguy July 6, 2019
mugGet the Peemug.

I GOT TO GO PEE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021
mugGet the I GOT TO GO PEEmug.

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