Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

by Garfieldfetishawareness May 6, 2018

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

Necrophiliac sucking toes

Someone who likes to have sexual intercourse with dead bodies and sucking on there toes.

"oh did you hear the other day Oliver is a necrophiliac sucking toes which means be has sex with a dead body I also found out he sucks there toes dead or alive"

by Oliver bregazzi December 28, 2021

Sucking on the hunker dory

A term used by people from 1800s, normally describing a sex move where the woman sucks dick while looking like a wolf.

Rob: "Did you saw that woman? she was doing the sucking on the hunker dory!"
Bob: "Yeah she sucked cock hard than my mom does!"

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023

Suck Factor 6

The top of the rating scale named suck factor.

I need to buy one (roller shoe) to make sure it's not suck factor 6!

by Kevin O'Leary October 21, 2010

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023