Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Cracker

A crush lost because dead.

*on a grave* Idiot cracker, I loved you.

by Singer-monkey February 1, 2025

Cracker

A slur for white people, originating from poor white people hired by plantation owners in the American south.

Man 1: look, theres a cracker over there!
Man 2: aren't you black?
Man1: society only cares about saying the N word.

by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021

Cracker

A contemptuous or pitiable way to address a white person, usually one of the lower and/or middle classes of society.

See that cracker over there? He goes around popping 50 pills of cocaine a day.

by BBHiggins June 2, 2022

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021

cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)

Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏

by rrrraaaahhhh April 30, 2024

Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020