Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

by WonderBread421 October 03, 2020

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Brain licking lad

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours

That kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

window licking arsehole

Meaning inbred retard who has a rine stone covered dream chatcher hanging from his cock as his girlfriend is piff but he looks like a monkeys cunt

Guy 1: have you heard of lance stroll

Guy 2: aye that window licking arsehole

by SickCuntPeter June 27, 2023

Lick Me Baby

Lick Me Baby is when you mum goes to Walmart , become a VSCO girl and starts lick her hydro flask e.g I’m going to Lick Me Baby tonight

Lick Me Baby means VSCO GIRL

by DickFace And I Oop November 19, 2019

Lick off

To get extremely drunk or any other forms such as getting high or on drugs

Were going out tonight, going to get lick off

I heard jakes getting lick off tonight

by Dymond2010 January 29, 2024

lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

by RuralDictionary$$$ March 04, 2016