john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.

i am in love with john thomas cornwell

by brownie_chels November 29, 2021

Thoma

Love of my life, apple of my eye, and sexiest man in all of Inazuma. He has a cock approximating 15 inches. So cute could turn a homophobe gay and start railing him in a minute.

Thoma is hot

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Erin Davies-Thomas

was 90cm in year 6

Erin Davies-Thomas was 90cm's in year 6

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Thomas

a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.

*Sees a dick drawn on the board *
Person: wow that’s a work of a thomas right there

by supm8te October 20, 2019

Thomas

Thomases are short, have freckles, somewhat funny, arrogant, and could make you smile. They are good friends, and are clueless when it comes to relationships.

Kid: "look at that short kid."
Me: "He's probably a Thomas."

by Yeet Spagheet October 21, 2019

thomas

Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.

thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy

by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019

Thomas

Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.

Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.

by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019