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plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.
He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.
by Woodworkius April 16, 2021
mugGet the plunging my toiletmug.

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!
mugGet the Toilet Tacomug.

Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish
“RIP grandma
by Doornob July 18, 2021
mugGet the Toiletmug.

Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.
Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.
by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024
mugGet the Scandinavian Toiletmug.

toilet glizzy

A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.
"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"
by Big nad February 7, 2024
mugGet the toilet glizzymug.

Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.
Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent
by DefinerDefender December 7, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toilet Loremug.

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.
Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
by Pbndick March 12, 2017
mugGet the spoon in the toiletmug.

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