sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

by Garfieldfetishawareness May 6, 2018

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

by Potato šalad March 16, 2021

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

Suck Factor 6

The top of the rating scale named suck factor.

I need to buy one (roller shoe) to make sure it's not suck factor 6!

by Kevin O'Leary October 21, 2010