A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
Get the Sammug. the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
Get the sam r’s theorymug. A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018
Get the Sammug. A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.
by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019
Get the Sammug. Shahmi or most commonly known as Sam is the best representation of great leadership skill, knowledgeable individual and is well equipped with high IQ. Tho he may seem lazy at times, he refuses to spend is efforts on unimportant matters. He is the one people look to for opinions, inputs and advice. He’s there for you when you need him and will do his best to help you however he can.
Person 1: “I’ve been struggling with this problem and I have no idea what to do.”
Person 2: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi Sam? He usually sorts this out for you.”
Person 1: “I saw a girl being harassed yesterday but couldn’t do anything about it.”
Person 2: “Luckily Shahmi Sam was there to dave the day, what a hero.”
Person 2: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi Sam? He usually sorts this out for you.”
Person 1: “I saw a girl being harassed yesterday but couldn’t do anything about it.”
Person 2: “Luckily Shahmi Sam was there to dave the day, what a hero.”
by Dr. Richard Fyneman November 16, 2020
Get the Shahmi Sammug. 