MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.

Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.

by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023

pee-cock

Another word for penis.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021

pee-arranged location

Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.

Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Sticky pee

When a women pushes semen out of her vagina after intercourse.

Woman: “it feels like a sticky pee after you cream pie me.”

by Samtheman20 April 5, 2022

pee

a yellow liquid stored in the man genitals also called "balls"

"hey, my balls are full i need to pee now"

by approved_dumbass November 6, 2021

Pee pee in Po po

When a male sticks his Penis in a female/males ass

Lets do the naughty tonight and stick my pee pee in po po

by gayoi February 22, 2021

Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.

"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.

by skropll March 6, 2025