Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."

by jiffyluube September 4, 2016

Packing it

To be scared or very fearful. Similar to bricking it, shitting it, cacking oneself.

Eg Dan knew Tom was going to give him a slap and he was packing it.

by billcar January 7, 2023

Fat pack

The bulging stomach you get after eating a lot of food

John has a huge fat pack after eating nothing but junk food

by Themanthemaster41968 July 21, 2022

Pack your bongo

An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.

If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country

by HugeHugo July 22, 2021

Pony pack

A small square of paper folded to hold cocaine as it wont get stuck to it like plastic bags do since theyre made of paper or card.

just got a half and its in a baggy not a pony pack half of its stuck to the corners!

by Bigboy packet April 3, 2022

snow-packed shake

when you pack someones tires with snow. Nick Vavrik and Tristan Rooney are assholes,

Yeah dude Nick and Tristan totally gave Justin's Ford Taurus a snow-packed shake

by AYYYYYBOIIIITAHAHAHAHA December 21, 2013

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017