poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

poo-catcher

A baby's cloth or disposable diaper. See also poo-bag.

"The baby is crying. I'd better change his poo-catcher."

by Lyn van Amstel June 20, 2007

Rendez Poo

1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.

2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.

1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."

2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"

by Greglar September 27, 2011

feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot

TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”

by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019

Poo Sex

Poo sex is enjoyed by youths experimenting with sex, they slather themselves in faecal matter as if its lube and shag like theres no tommorow whilst coated in shit

Guy 1: "Damn Homie, My wife refused to have poo sex with me last night"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"

by The Sasageyo Cunt August 12, 2021

Reecey-poo

An annoying nickname for someone named Reece. If your Reece is like any other, he will role his eyes and probably crack a smile.

"Reecey-poo! What are you doing over there?"

by Reecey's lover May 19, 2022

Poo-Case

Another term for a female's rear end.

I put my hot stick in her Poo-Case.

by David Huegel January 7, 2008