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I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl
Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .
by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020
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Keeley poo play

A play made in year 3 by Chloe and Amy consisting of acting as keeley pooing significantly loud.
Would you like so see the keeley poo play?

Of course I do!
by Princeouma February 25, 2021
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play catch in the greenhouse

Don't bother trying to call Steve; he went to play catch in the greenhouse with Sarah.
by sushi.squisher December 15, 2008
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playing with her lightswitch

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
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playing the skin banjo

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.
by cozyrosie April 13, 2015
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Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”
by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022
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Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.
"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".
by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022
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