The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one*.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.
james:"ur family tree lgbt"
harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"
harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"
by drunkunsniper March 29, 2018
a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
by johnaaaa May 06, 2007
Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.
If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater
You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in
You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in
by The_Real_Fuck_Tart December 04, 2020
Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.
by Witch man July 18, 2022
“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
by Trippie-Seth July 19, 2021
on a train
did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!
yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree
did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!
yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.
Tim: Ur Mom gay
Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS
Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS
by Step in the shower April 11, 2018