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Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.
Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022
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Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans
I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.
by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023
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Sleep

To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.
John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn

Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep
by ThatOneCheetah January 7, 2025
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Sleeping Peeping

The act of two people using phones/tablets set up for video calling (i.e. FaceTime) while they are sleeping so they can see each other if they happen to wake up, or be able to hear familiar snoring, whimpers, farts, etc. Often used by couples who just can’t get enough of each other.
Jessica and Scott are so in love and addicted to spending time in bed together that they are always sleeping peeping when they are apart.
by PencilBox February 15, 2025
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sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep
Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker
by Hang solo June 10, 2016
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sleeping like Pakistan's AD

To indulge a very deep sleep, similar to how Pakistan's AD (Air Defence) sleeps, which cannot be disturbed even after terrorist camps, military bases, AWACS and nuclear sites are being bombed all around you.
Hey Bro, was sleeping like Pakistan's AD. Catch you soon
by Barci May 12, 2025
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