Half Mexican

The term half Mexican doesn’t necessarily mean Mexican it can mean Spaniard or Honduran or Guatemalan Etc. etc. it’s almost just a universal word for a Hispanic descendant Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a large penis

Damn I want me a half Mexican now

by Horny for dominic July 1, 2020

Mexican Drunk

The accepted stereotype that Mexicans tend to be sloppy and emotional when really intoxicated led to a category of intoxication that can be applied to anyone who meets the criteria of being extremely intoxicated and emotional.

"My uncle is fully Dominican but if this man gets crazy drunk calling me cryin at 4 in the morning he is Mexican drunk."

by Yellow Flash September 21, 2013

Mexican Cyclops

Similar to the Mexican Fly Trap. While on Spring Break in Mexico you bang a girl, pull out and jizz on her face. She wipes off, but misses a gobb of jizz that landed on the eyelashes of one eye. The girl falls asleep and awakes to the one eye being stuck shut due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.

Did you see the Mexican Cyclops walking back to her hotel room with one eye stuck shut?

by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

Mexican Fireflies

When you shit dookie balls on a girl and you set the dookie balls on fire.

Josh: Can I give you Mexican Fireflies?
Shanaynay: What's that?
Josh: Oh, it's nothing. I'm just gonna shit on you and set it on fire.
Shanaynay: ...........Yummy.

by ScaryPizzaVagina August 11, 2011

Mexican Flu

The 2009 equivalent of the Asian Flu. It is a deadly disease that is contagious,has caused much political and social distress in the United States, and it originated in Mexico.

Bird Flu is to Asian Flu, as Swine Flu is to Mexican Flu.

by Taps 9/11 April 29, 2009

Upper Mexican

ADJ. Used to describe Americans by those of other nationalities; particularly Canadians. Specifically, poking fun at the potential xenophobic American attitudes towards the ongoing illegal immigration debate.

Take your drunk-ass 19 year old Upper Mexican ass back over the border; your dollar is no good here!

by Michael J. F. June 14, 2008

Mexican Steamer

A hot and spicy female version of the Cleveland Steamer mixed with skittles. During sexual intercourse the female sits on top of the male's chest and menstruates upon his chest. The warm blood is often stimulating to the male.

That crazy bitch just gave me a Mexican Steamer, that ho will do anything you ask.

by a&m June 11, 2006