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Dark as dick

Darker than black people
"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"
by Sinop24 August 12, 2017
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dark gable

You'll be Gone With the Wind for messin with Dark Gable
by nonormie March 9, 2019
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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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DARK DOG ORGANIC

Dark Dog Organic offers refreshing energy drinks that will help you to achieve healthier lifestyle. Their entire product range with different flavors is certified by the USDA and verified by the Non-GMO Project and made from the best organic ingredients.
Dark Dog Organic has created the concept of healthy organic energy drinks especially for health-conscious individuals who are leading busy lifestyles. Their energy drinks are made from natural sources like organic Guarana, organic Yerba Mate, organic green tea, and coffee beans. The natural caffeine used in the drinks increase the mental clarity for a longer period of time. These energy drinks provide nutritional value to your body without compromising with the quality and taste.
by darkdogorganic123 December 17, 2018
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dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself
*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)
by Notkk December 29, 2018
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dark bouncy house

When a man is laying on his back with his girl and she is riding him cowgirl style under the blankets
Leah and I spent our night in a dark bouncy house
by The whit knight June 16, 2018
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DARK ECCENTRIC

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