That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me

When you see something and instantly know you want to have nothing to do it. The figurative version of projectile vomiting on command.

Typically seen in pet peeve situations, or when someone in a group mentions they want to order Indian Food.

Keanen: Haha oh Fuck, look at Coach's presser, he was hamming it up today. Talking wrestling. He really keeps the boys loose, eh.

Demmers: Ugh, That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.

by Mike109999 February 16, 2022

Open Me Hard

A way to say, "fuck me hard!"

Open me hard babe!

by MC ST0RMPEGASIS August 30, 2016

Rock hard Theo

He’s always hard.

“That guy is such a rock hard Theo”

by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020

Big hard cheap

A big bottle of hard cheap liquor such as generic vodka

Let's get fucked up buy a bottle of big hard cheap

by ethizz February 18, 2017

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014

Bang the bend to hard

This gesture is given out when one has already locked the music and proceeds in the space without caution

Slacktrick bang the bend to hard.. resulting in the glizzys all over the floor

by Town242 May 6, 2021

hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019