dylan holmak

Dylan is a sex offender fat ass

Dylan Holmak is a fat ass

by Dylan Holmak January 31, 2017

The Dylan sickness

When a girl has changes in behaviour and health

The longing for Dylan

My cycles is just mixed up for no reason. My hormones have rearranged.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.

by Gweinblydd June 28, 2023

dylan

dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.

oh my god! youre acting like such a dylan!

by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021

Joc dylan

Probably really slow, doesnt catch onto jokes, a JOC (jack on cock)

Man joc dylan is not real

by Skwueuqgsvdsb October 14, 2025

Dylan

Dylan is a really sweet guy who you will usually tell the truth. They are one of the most trustworthy people I know. Dylan's are very cute and are SO kind to almost if not everyone. They will listen and help. They are also really nice to talk to and are amazing people that are good at everything. If you meet a Dylan keep him close!

Girl: Hey did you see that guy hes really cool and nice to talk to.
Girl: He must be a Dylan

by Daffodil.cookie December 11, 2021

dylan mikin

my pookie dookie bear🥺

i love dylan mikin

by jajdhfhjsjd September 19, 2023

dylan

he is smart and cool and likes to have brief talks with friends about pretty dumb stuff he is usually the best at the game and is one of the best friends you could ever have.

dylan is cool.

by so yeah .... im a gamer June 18, 2021