Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

bethlehem center high school

an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.

girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.

guy 1: makes sense

by mygollyimgonnapee January 7, 2024

Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys

Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male

by Himmmy February 7, 2024

keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.

Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?

by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024

Zachary Coates

fat fucking man BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT good friend also is KINDAAAAAAA fruity

oh Zachary Coates? yea he's a fag

by Caulmz(iscute) November 17, 2023

Base coated

Painting a canvas all white

"she base coated the squishy"

by kittyfectiion November 17, 2023

sea center

the sea center is a place with lots of fish and two superior employees named hannah and adelia. it's the best place in santa barabra. if you go there, avoid the guy named max. he's scary and he'll attack you

H: Wanna go to the sea center?
A: Yes.

by strayraymond February 21, 2024