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Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.
We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!
by The Double E August 26, 2023
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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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Captainary

A group of captains
She was added to our captainary today.
by balla21 September 13, 2023
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captain squiral

lover boy called shaeden who has a huge penus and also loves a girl called grace. Mostly seen smokeing bud in his liveing room with his mates. He tryed to ride a scooter back in the day but he was apsolupe shite at it. Sometimes i feel bad for him as his dad is the most wanted in blackpool
by dobby1234 October 4, 2023
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Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!
by GyatReporter October 23, 2023
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Captain Saveahoe

When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.
Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.
by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023
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