Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.
What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020
Get the Cat Crushmug. You like the person but that person don't know you like him/her.
-Feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.
-Feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.
by Itu La Tu. June 30, 2020
Get the Crushmug. The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.
Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?
by Finley029 October 2, 2008
Get the Crushed Peppermug. When someone walks into a room and your heart flys out of your chest and you want them to come sit down next to you but you also want to punch them in the face.
by Nobody’s business May 28, 2019
Get the Crushmug. The feeling you get once when your crush doesn't like you back. When they don't like you back you feel crushed and try to move on. But realize how much you would've done to get that person, and how hard you would've tried to keep a smile on their face. That's what a crush is like, but don't give up hope, sometimes, or most times, They Will like you back.
"Hey, look I think she might have a crush on you you"
"You think? Should I ask her?"
"Yeah bro, make the move"
(Boy to Girl)
"Hey, I just wanted to say you look beautiful and I was hoping if you would be my girlfriend"
"What? Im sorry, I don't have a crush on you, you seem like a great guy but I can't"
"You think? Should I ask her?"
"Yeah bro, make the move"
(Boy to Girl)
"Hey, I just wanted to say you look beautiful and I was hoping if you would be my girlfriend"
"What? Im sorry, I don't have a crush on you, you seem like a great guy but I can't"
by Jose.x1218x December 3, 2018
Get the Crushmug. When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushingmug. Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
by Demkitties February 6, 2019
Get the Donkey Crushmug.