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Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.
Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022
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777th base

You will need

777bibles

A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor

A cow
Rats

Lion

Lamb

The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
What is 777th base?
by Cockateel June 1, 2018
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Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.
Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021
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Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao
Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat
by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
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Based

Based occurs and is said when someone cancels out their own argument or another persons argument, typically using their own words or talking points against them or when someone proves that they agree with what they’re trying to contradict. Can also be used for someone who cancels out an action that results in an unintended consequence.
Ex If someone says air pollution is horrible, and then you say well stop driving your car, that’s based.

Ex person A:Biden is not my president

Person b: just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean he’s not your president

Person A: he’s not my president I live in Canada

AOC tweets out to not buy from GOYA, Goya’s stock and sales go up, then ceo labels her as employee of the month, that’s based

Crazy rich Asians movie: women walks in, tries to book a room, dipshit doorman refuses, husband walks in and owns the place, that’s based
by HarrisburgPa717 January 22, 2021
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