Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

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Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

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