Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Break ya nose day

On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends

Tough friend: what's the date again?
Other friend: oh January 17th aka break ya nose day have fun

by Veganwater December 2, 2019

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017

Roblox-Break Day

On December 22nd, you are allowed to tell your friends to take a break from Roblox starting from 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM on this day.

Tom: Donald take a break from that game seriously it's Roblox-Break Day.
Donald: God fucking damnit Tom.

by manchild400 December 21, 2020

Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

buhda break

a short period of time designated for smoking ganja.

Joe: lets play mariokart!
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.

Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?

by mrganja September 15, 2010