december 5 2007

It is the day of JoJo Siwa having her first gallon of glitter on her

December 5 2007 was the best day of Jojo Siwas life

by Theoof November 17, 2019

5 second rule

The '5 second rule' applies when food comes into contact with an object that is tainted. If it is removed from the tainted object in 5 seconds or less, then the food is considered safe for human consumption and eaten as if nothing happened. If it stays on the tainted object for more than 5 seconds then it is considered unfit for human consumption and is discarded.

I'll bet that fat kid eats the cookie he dropped on the floor even though the 5 second rule is up.

by Timothy Paul July 9, 2004

5 second rule

When one accidently drops food, not held in a container or wrapper, on the ground. The rule states that if you pick it up within 5 seconds, it won't be contaminated. There is also a '10 second rule' variation. Unfortunately, both rules are urban legends -- The speed with which you can pick the food article back up has no bearing on whether it may receive germs.

Person A: "Crap, dropped a cookie."
Person B: "5 second rule!!"
Person A scrambles to pick up food article

by Ryan Thompson July 9, 2004

Stage 5 Cancer

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

5-10-15

A code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka sex with someone under the age of consent. A breakdown of the code is

5= 5 minutes in bed

10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won't take a judge or jury long to convict your ass)

15= 15 years in a magic castle where people will gang rape and beat the living god out of you because you're a convicted pedophile.

Dumbass: Yo, bro I's gonna go fuck this bitch over there.

Guy with some intelligence: Dude, she's 15, you're 25

Dumbass: So bro she's just a ho bro?

Guy with some intelligence: 5-10-15 dumbass

For some reason the government looks at sex as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. So if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it's yours, he'd probably love to 5-10-15 your ass. On the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat shit pedophile.

by crazytexan182 September 19, 2012

5 Years or More

Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait

"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal

by SDZ June 16, 2004

mombo number 5

a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head

wow you are really being a mombo number five

by greg guerette July 17, 2003