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Waffle bottom

1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.

2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.

3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."

"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."

"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
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Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
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Waffle

1. Pancakes with aaaaabbbbbsss.

2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.

4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!

2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!

3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.

4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
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Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.
This it is a cunt waffle
by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018
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Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022
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Pissed the Waffles

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
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Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.
"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"
by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020
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