ur mum

idk just ur mum innit

ur mum bro

by just ur mum innit May 11, 2022

Ur mom

used as a comeback for comedic purposes

boy, "what's for dinner mom?"
mom, "Ur mom."

friend, "what do you want to play?"
other friend, "Ur mom."

by Ur modre October 27, 2022

September 24 Kiss ur crush day

September 24 is the day you kiss your crush not on the cheek but on the lips.

It’s September 24 kiss ur crush day

by KISS UR CRUSH September 23, 2021

ur mom

jo mama

Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon

by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS HOT N GAY(ISSA JOKE SO DONT COME AFTER ME. I MEAN UR MOM IS REALLY HOT THO ;) )

I LOVE UR MOM :)

by imgae<33 March 17, 2022

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad

Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay

by 23r October 20, 2022