meat ditch

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

by sauer power August 9, 2006

Meat Shower

A gathering of people strongly dominated by muscle yielding, stupid men.

"Man, that bar was a total meat shower"

"Hey, you wanna go to Water Street tonight.?" "Ya, only if I liked a good meat shower."

by Evil Betty May 13, 2005

taco meat

The chest hair of an African-American male.

Myrtis likes to run her fingers through Luba's taco meat.

by Pullum July 2, 2003

meat brick

Some putrid, soggy hunk of meat in the form of a brick that is trying to imitate meatloaf.

What do you mean meatloaf, all I grew up with were meat bricks, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth...

by Thee Paco Sanchez January 18, 2008

Meat Mouth

An omnivore, carnivore, or meat eater.

Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.

Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?

Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.

Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.

by shadesofdrab May 13, 2015

meat nectar

n. Semen (cum, ejaculate, jizz, jism, love juice, sperm, spooge, spunk)

So I was down at the glory hole and this dude pulled out on me and got meat nectar in my eye. That bitch!

by Fenrir- November 5, 2005

meat yarmulke

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008