Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet
by Cracked Child November 7, 2022
Get the Brayden Thomas mug.St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.
St. Thomas aquinas
Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya
Ugly bitch: omg ME TO
Jock: I don’t care
Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”
Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya
Ugly bitch: omg ME TO
Jock: I don’t care
Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”
by Jianoanus August 25, 2021
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Get the Thomas bradburn mug.Thomas is The type off guy that is just The OG legend and is The best gamer ever. He take those no-scope and score those points all day long. He is very cute and can take you girl on 123. He is ok in every sport and can Get those trick shots every singel time. He is just a legend and everyone wants to be with him. He is a whamen Expert. And he is well know to respect whamens. (I think he is doing drugs do but) he is The ultimate bro and always follows The bro-code to The max.
Guy 1: "HEY Thomas! You are a legend! Do a trick-shot!!
Thomas: *throw’s a basketball in to The wall and in The baket* "Kobe" (rip kobe)
Guy 2: wooow that was shick!
Girls in The back: wow we should try is on him.
Guy 3: wow you SEE that legend?
Guy 4: yeah omg! We should Ask him if he will hangout.
*Girls Asking Thomas to hangout*
*Boys asking Thomas to hangout*
Thomas: sorry Girls. Bros before hoes
Thomas: *throw’s a basketball in to The wall and in The baket* "Kobe" (rip kobe)
Guy 2: wooow that was shick!
Girls in The back: wow we should try is on him.
Guy 3: wow you SEE that legend?
Guy 4: yeah omg! We should Ask him if he will hangout.
*Girls Asking Thomas to hangout*
*Boys asking Thomas to hangout*
Thomas: sorry Girls. Bros before hoes
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Get the Thomas mug.Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
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Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
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