wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024

A Heritage Woods

When a person poops and clogs the toilet then poops again on top of it causing it to clog worse.

Lukas did a heritage woods in the bathroom and it took 15 minutes to fix it.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

abby woods

Means there family is very strong and is even at hard times.abby woods is a Achiever and will achieve anything she/he wants to and her family for sure races. Dang I wish Abby woods was in my family

I wish Abby woods was my name!

by @dolantins.com May 24, 2018

THE WOOD

When you grab a thick piece of wood and shove it in your girls ass when you are fucking her

Dude me and your girl did the wood last night

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020