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lax bro

A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!
Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3
by A Lax Bros Sister July 13, 2010
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bro pono

When you do a tit for tat favor for one of your bros.
I gave my bro a few beers and he helped me get a job at the record store. Sick bro pono favor!
by Hasbroseph October 8, 2011
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rad bro

by TheRavenGod May 29, 2018
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bro-bitch

# Usually a friend, who refuses to share food etc., while bitching and making excuses...
# Often used in Vietnamese community
# Can also be used in reverse word order bitch-bro
P: Hey, that Banh mi looks delicious, share a bit with me.
T: No way, you know I had to Blalala Blabla

P: You are such a bro-bitch lately
by Drunken Pear September 16, 2016
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bro ass

A generalized name for an unknown person.
“I was just chillin with my cousin, and then bro ass showed up on some dumb shit off jump so we had to fade that nigga
by trumpdidpearlharbor December 6, 2017
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Bro-mancer

A person who can conroll the hearts and minds of any bro he comes into contact with. This requires the person to have intimate knowledge of the bro code and the inner working of a bros mind. Usualy this individual is a hardcore bro, thus not imune to other bro-mancers. (Not to be confused with bromance)
Dude you are a master bro-mancer. That guy is a bromancer. bromance bromancer bro mancer
by Deoin September 5, 2013
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Bro Save

When you intentionally or unintentionally stop a bro from hooking up with an ugly chick. It's a positive form of a cock block.
(Person 1) "Bro you hooked up with an ugly girl last night."

(Person 2) "WTF Dude, why didn't you Bro Save me, I was drunk and helpless?"
by brosave123 September 28, 2010
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