salty.99

Absolute Chad

My guys Salty.99 is good at apex

by Salty.99 May 5, 2021

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

soleyl

The best person you could ever meet gives you all the love and happiness you need got trust Soleyl

on this on

Soleyl best person ever and great mom to 4 kids

by Soleyl May 16, 2021

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty

When someone ragequits just because you beat them in a game

Oh yeah i remember Jake was salty when i beat him with my Mario in Smash

by B E A N May 23, 2021

Salty lozenge

Whacking off into your belly button. Letting it congeal, then popping the residue in your mouth.

Those oysters remind me of a salty lozenge

by Soggy lozenge June 4, 2021