John Bradley

such.a.john.bradley.. omL so lit.

john bradley
Baseball, tennis, always strive to get better 🙏😃

OMG. WHY R U SUCH A john bradley!?!?!?!?

by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh June 14, 2018

chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019

Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size

Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.

by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019

John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed

Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!

by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022