put me in the pocket

When something or someone excites you, you have been put in the pocket. See Tabi Bonney.

Yo that girl looks fine, she put me in the pocket.

by ThugDoubt October 15, 2006

mississippi hot pocket

when a guy that is chewing tobacco, spits it into a womans vagina for the purpose of lubricant, and then fucks her

"my lesbian friend Jenneen got drunk and hooked up with this guy, and he totally gave her the mississippi hot pocket"

by lesbianlover82 April 5, 2010

Rotten hot pocket

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong

"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"

by Breakroom May 31, 2014

ghetto pocket watch

a cell phone carried only for use of its clock after the cell phone company has cut its service.

my check to verizon bounced, so now i have a ghetto pocket watch

by randombufalo July 26, 2009

hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

hot pocket

something you put a hamster in and scare the living shit out of somebody.
or a hot pocket box.

Johnnie gave eric a hot pocket box with HAMROiD in it.

by aammbbeerr xo February 24, 2007

wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004