Matthew Dubin

Big nerd who smells like gay and has flat thumbs.

Stop being a Matthew Dubin you bitch, thumb war me

by Ojee May 29, 2018

matthew

literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.

matthew is my bf:))

by ohmygodkms November 24, 2021

Matthew Lee

A HOT ASS MF THAT IS ALSO GOOD AT EVERY FUCKING THING HE DOESS. HE IS REALLY POPULAR AND PULLS MEN AND WOMEN NO CAP.

person 1: OMG I JUST TALKED TO MATTHEW LEE TODAY
person 2: OMGG UR SO LUCKYY

by dubu12345 December 12, 2022

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Matthew Champlin

A person who gets all dem hoes

Matthew Champlin is a baddie

by mature boy April 7, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.

hey Matthew, isnt 2+2 four?
no, its five im im right

by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020

matthew

hes goode!

friend: dam this burger is good!
matthew: matthew goode

by Gatorboi November 22, 2021