Matthew

Matthew is the name of a raging homosexual that will always be the first to offer to carry your handbag…he can carry this but he wouldn’t be able to carry his Apex team to be the champion squad #bronze

“Damn broski don’t be a Matthew”

by The truth is reece November 23, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer

Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does

by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021

Matthew Dubin

Big nerd who smells like gay and has flat thumbs.

Stop being a Matthew Dubin you bitch, thumb war me

by Ojee May 29, 2018

Matthew Fowlow

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.

Holy shit Matthew Fowlow chill out geez

by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021

Matthew Huerta

This guy has it all. His looks, his charisma, and his massive cock. He is always ready for anything, and he is always dressed to impress. Nobody can top him, he is unstoppable.

"Dude, I just saw Matthew Huerta last night".
"I think I was dreaming. "

by The Mister Master January 30, 2023

Matthew

Can only be defined as HAWT!!!

Girl 1: "OMG look at that super fit lad"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah! Hubba Hubba! That's a Matthew! So Hawt!

by OiOiOi!Baaaaaka! December 12, 2024

matthew george smith x

my gorgeus fiancee who is an absolute dingo but i love him

" whos a cutie wootie" words of matthew george smith x

by matthewsgoodgirl191022 May 8, 2023