Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.

I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!

by Dean Lane November 26, 2024

Luke Haynes

A person who has no foreskin, as well as holding his dad’s hand to school.

Person 1: “Would you like to dock?”
Person 2: “No I can’t sorry, I’m Luke Haynes.”

by DooDooAss December 3, 2024

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke

a sigma, He is also a bit quirky and a freaky boy

Have you seen that sexy boy Luke, I heard he's a bit freaky

by Mr sigma December 5, 2024

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Luke

The Most awful Faggot ass Twink you will ever meet yet also the most funny skittle pack, everyone needs atleast one Luke in their friend group. P.S don't say luke i am your father you will be terminated by the Luke

"Dude, Luke Our stupid English teacher went too damn deep"

Luke:"Deep into what? your mother? surely not as deep as i go on a nightly basis"

by Eliminator December 10, 2024