Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

by Bearbums January 30, 2017

bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon

I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?

by molemanners June 1, 2010

Baconator effect

When you eat something a second time and it is no where near as good as the first time you tried it.

Billy: Why does food never taste as good as the first time you ever tried it, the second time is always worse!
Jim: Well that’s an easy answer, it’s called the baconater effect; the second time is always worse. The first time I tried a baconator, orgasmic, the second time, mediocre at best… and thus you have the baconator effect.

by DOM1NAT3R July 26, 2023

It's bacon.

(adj.) referring to something insanely delicious.

"Have you tried the new restaurant on main? It's bacon."

by BurgerGuy June 24, 2022

rashers of bacon

Partitive expresion and idiom which means portions of bacon. As easy as that, you can also use it with eggs

How many rashers of bacon would you like with your breakfast?

by StreetMutt May 6, 2015

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 7, 2018