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Helm's Deep

When a movie or TV show tries to build up tension for a big battle by reiterating how hopeless a cause it is, and how much everyone's definitely going to die, until the viewer wants to scream GET TO THE DAMN FIGHT ALREADY. Named after the Battle of Helm's Deep in The Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Extra points if it's a TV show that gives the audience blue balls by making them wait another week for the entire battle.
"Man, that Game of Thrones episode really built up the hopelessness of the battle to the point where I was annoyed, they totally Helm's Deeped us."
by brightestconstellation April 21, 2019
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Deep Throat the Musket

Could mean anything

Committing suicide

Blowing a large dick

Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun

Someone puts a gun in your mouth.

Depends on how you use the definition
I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket

I enjoy deep throating the musket.
by NOS4A2 October 13, 2022
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bowels deep

-Did you here what happend to Zack?

-Yea I fucked him bowels deep.
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Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s)

In conspiracy theory, Deep Underground Military Bases (or D.U.M.B.s) are exactly what their name implies: secret underground bases built by the US military (via private military contractors) at exceptionally deep strata.

In past human history, we find accounts of ancient tunnels in Arizona built by the fabled “Ant People” of Hopi lore. We also read about the famous Nazi bunker of Adolf Hitler's final days —an exceptionally engineered bunker with bedrooms, offices, dining facilities, and environmental controls. It is speculated that Nazi scientists from Operation Paperclip were crucial for the success in engineering the first American D.U.M.B.s in the 1950s and 1960s, including the Cheyenne Mountain Complex (now part of the US Space Force).

According to witnesses, D.U.M.B.s exist all over the United States, with the heaviest concentration beneath the High Desert of the American West where the rock strata is strong enough to support the structures, and the lack of groundwater affords the least interference from flooding during construction, expansion, and ongoing operations.

Privately contracted long haul truckers claim underground highways connect these bases, stretching through tunnels for many hundreds of miles, complete with intersections, traffic lights, and gas stations.

FEMA's "Continuity of Government" initiative is rumored to include D.U.M.B.s in its plans to preserve key governmental personnel in the event of a catastrophic national emergency, such as nuclear war.
The US military has secretly built hundreds of Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) all across the USA, especially in the American West, and Antarctica is said to have one of the largest singular, self-contained D.U.M.B.s in the world.
by Innocent Byproduct July 2, 2023
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Jayda Deep

unintentionally getting k-holed at a gig or festival after having an extra cheeky bump (or pinch)
Accidentally got a little too wonky on the k, I went Jayda deep and Jayda G
by Beaver-man July 5, 2022
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Deep Frog

Noun
The sexual position where the penetrator sits like a frog on top of their partner's butt will they are laying on their belly. While penetrating either the vagina or butt, the frog does a hopping type of movement. The height of the hops depends on the length of the penetrator's penis.
I performed deep frog last night. Yep I hopped about 30 times before I almost croaked.
by lcworks August 15, 2017
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Tonsil Deep

When you touch the back of the throat with the head of the penile region. Sometimes balls can go this deep too. Not to be confused with tonsil teasing. There is a hair or two getting stuck in there.
"Jeremy is going tonsil deep on me tonight"

"Im just here to go tonsil deep on a bitch tonight!
by Mr Moped 1979 January 31, 2025
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