how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021

Postwhackit Depression

(N) The feeling you get immediately after you’ve masturbated to completion where you are disgusted with yourself and the world around you.

“And so, as the Postwhackit Depression set in, I found myself desperately missing the warm embrace of the person who’s nudes I had just beat off to.”

by Fruitsnackdino October 28, 2018

Depressed

Being depressed is not ok be better soon by Alannah

DONT BE DEPRESSED 😀✌🏽

by anonymous January 10, 2022

kpop depression

When you love the boys so much that you cry day and night, it also ruins your mental health and you get into kpop depression

Eg: I love baekhyun so much, he is the cutest fluff baby I have ever seen. I cry day and night I think I have kpop depression

Eg: San is so beautiful he gives me kpop depression I am crying I love him so much

by Exoduex January 9, 2020

November Depression

the bad mood, no energy and depression you have in November.

-yo bro I feel empty since a few days. I think I have a depression.
-no bro everything is alright. its just the November Depression. Wait a few days and it goes away.

by realdeco November 25, 2019

depression

a feeling of sadness constantly that people joke about too much in my school

I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

by FortniteFan368 March 20, 2019

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020