Cheese Wife

Kraft Punk's wife.

Will you be my cheese wife?
(rejection...)

by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019

CEO of Cheese

A person who is a government representative of cheese

i am the CEO of cheese

by yeehaw.arianaa October 9, 2019

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

Burrito cheese

Another word for penis with ejaculations

She gobbled it up till burrito cheese covered her face

by High coyote October 13, 2017

cheese whip

When you grab a can of spray cheese and move it around wildly while depressing the nozzle, forming a briefly enjoyable ribbon of cheese through the air.

"Best back off there Mr. Ritz cracker, I cheese whip you! Yes. Satisfying. Mildly satisfying. "

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017