child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Child

If you are looking at this and are a child, I feel bad that you have to see this hatred.

Mom, am I a demon? People say children are demons on urban dictionary.

by Sheeeeeeesha September 28, 2021

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild

i am going to kill myself clout child

by blobadooba March 18, 2022

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

child

1. Child - Noun. A person that is in the ages of 4-9.
2. Childish - Adjective. A person who is being foolish.
3. Child - Noun. Upset gamers may call someone who killed them a child with aim assist.
4.Kid - Noun A person that is playing video games with a toxic player.

1. Ooh look at how cute that child is!
2. Sam stop being so childish!
3. Bro he is just a child with aim assist!
4. Kid give me ammo and mats!

by tacoman69420 March 8, 2021