mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear

1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS

by TFNUM1HTR August 05, 2024

New years eve

The first of the year where people stay up all night till it's 12:00

Tonight I'm going to stay up till count down for new years eve

by MelonPanda January 05, 2021

40 year old gamer

Someone who is old still lives with their parents and bully's 12 yr old's online about not being good at yugioh duel links.

"My son is a 40 year old gamer"
"Oh god. im so sorry for you"

by WizzardLord September 04, 2021

in the year 9595

in the year 9595

in the year 9595

by onelettert October 06, 2023

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 01, 2023

The 367th day of the year

GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound

9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.

insert earrape oof sound

by Cuber_12 October 28, 2019