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zaidia virginity

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And for definition put down, its long gone
by ZaidiaVirignity October 17, 2017
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4/20 virgin

A person who has been high before but has never celebrated 4/20
Person1: have you ever celebrated 4/20 before?
Person2: Nope.

Person1: Wow you're a 4/20 virgin.
by Parker Charles April 16, 2017
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Virgin ball

An orgy that consists of nothing but virgins
Hey, did you go to that virgin ball last night?
by Somerandommexican April 18, 2017
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Virgin

"Apparently saghs girls decide who's a virgin and who's not."

"She's not a virgin and I have proof of it too!"
by moderndaysociety June 23, 2017
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virgin pina colada

Steve: Hey Dave, would you like a virgin pina colada?

Dave: Yo Steve , you mean a slushie?
by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017
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virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
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snow virgin

Anthony
Scared of the snow starting in Canada which happens every fucking year.
Anthony is a douche who doesn't realize snow happens every year. He is a snow virgin.
by B!tchbabe November 9, 2017
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