United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks

Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)

by PalmTreeknowsWords May 7, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

Manchester United

The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.

"Who do you support, bro?"

"Leicester City"
"Cool, I like Manchester United

by Plimplom January 2, 2022

Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022

Distributed Power Unit

A Distributed Power Unit or has DPU is when a locomotive is coupled with a another locomotive

“Check It Out! It Is A Distributed Power Unit!”

by Harrison_Ford_Real October 31, 2022

THE UNITED ROAD

A YOUTUBE CHANNEL ABOUT THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL CLUB MANCHESTER UNITED.RAN BY A PERSON NAMED ANSHUMAN. HE DOES A WATCHALONG FOR EVERY MANCHESTER UNITED GAME. ALSO HE SOMETIMES HAS EXTREMLY BAD FOOTBALL OPINIONS.

THE UNITED ROAD IS AN IDIOT

by POTATOBOY251 November 5, 2022

Unit

Synonym for "dope" or "cool".
Adjective for something elite or better than the average of something.

"Yoo, that looks really unit!"
"Those clouds are unit fr."
"Ok but is it unit asf?"

by nasty asty November 5, 2022